"I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls... but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up a truckload of potatoes came. Pringles is a laid-back company, so they just said, "Fuck it, cut em up!" ~ Mitch Hedberg
Q: What color is a happy cat?
Q: How do you make a hot dog stand?
A: Steal its chair.
Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: They taste funny
Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
A: Root beer.
Q: What happens when frogs park illegally?
A: They get toad.
"A real Superman is not afraid to stand next to a Superwoman!"
"However long the night, the dawn will break."
"The Gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be more lovely than you are now. We will never be here again."
"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, it's not the end."
“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone." ~ Audrey Hepburn
" I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food." ~ W.C. Fields